Sunday, April 22, 2012

Dark and Dirty secrets of women: Episode 1

It was Alka on other side of phone. ‘Hi cutie pie, I have a blissful news for you’, she verbalized. ‘What happened darling, depleted with my girlfriend search, have you?’ I quipped. ‘This news is more captivating than your girlfriend search’, she uttered. ‘Then what, you had sex with your boyfriend’, I spoofed. ‘Why you always add extraneous sexual comments during our conversation?’ she said annoyingly. I replied. ‘It makes me feel virile and non-gay and also sex fascinates humankind doesn’t it?’ ‘Whatever but the good news is that we got our first fund for “JAGRAN”’, she said vivaciously. After hearing this I almost jumped off my bed and told her ‘What, how! You must be kidding’. JAGRAN is our social enterprise for rural area’s school student.

‘Finally you cracked it, you are such a darling, definitely you wore short skirt at the time of JAGRAN’s promotion presentation’, I babbled. ‘Nah nah I had put my jeans on but my sleeveless top was low-cut’, she said coquettishly. I can almost see her winking from the other side of the phone. After a long discussion on JAGRAN’s mode of operation, I asked her, ‘may I ask couple of question about women’s behavior’. ‘Ah! What happened to you my baby, suddenly interested in women! Dear we have many economic and political topic left to discuss’, she flouted. ‘Baby, I am serious’, I said. ‘Ok ok, dear don’t pester me, and tell me your concern please’ she murmured.

“Sometimes, my female friends behave queer without any reason. Why they do so?”
 ‘Hmm nice observation dear but it doesn’t apply on me. Anyway, it’s just one of those things that we girls periodically go through when for no reason we hate everything and everyone around us except our girlfriends and chocolate’, she said smartly.

“Why you girls are so obsessed with voluptuous dance. Is it an alternative of porn?”

“What do you guys think, can’t we have a dark and dirty side? Actually, gals have more delectably naughty side but they just learned to hide it, hone it and keep it as deep of a secret as possible. Yes, we treat dance as an alternative of porn but not for us for you guys. The dance bars is of course, the common man’s version of entertainment. We don’t want to let you go near “Umraojaan” or “Anarkali”, so we gal learn dance. Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention. It all boils down to sex.”
I will look on your further query but give me some time. I need to take a bath and after that I am all yours’, she said sweetly.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Futile Education System: Time to Change

Everybody is talking about primary education. Indian Government spends 60% of education budget on primary education only, I acquiesce this. Primary education has to be improved because it is the backbone of country. Our HRD ministry, educationalists and researchers are putting their hyper active brain on the issue “How to improve primary education system” but I have simple doubt how they will deal with debris and dross man force which they are creating during their experimentation.

Fortunately, I have studied in one of the premier schools of the country till class X, so I was able to access excellent library facilities. I used these facilities and fell in love with Hindi literature and economics. I wanted to marry my love but my father abhors the idea of studying Arts subject. According to him only second division pass students study Arts subject and he is right as well in reference of north Indian small town. It was not his fault to abstain me studying Arts subject, it was system and government policies which nagged him to impede me going with my interest.
Unfortunately, I was the 11th ranker of Jharkhand Board senior secondary examination in 2005 and I scored 100 marks in mathematics so I was compelled to prepare for IIT-JEE. I did that and cleared JEE and joined country’s premier science institute IISER-KOlKATA. After studying four year in this institution I am not fascinated with electron spin, Ant’s motion, Dog’s behavior, Quantum dot, Real Analysis and my trifling terms, so my teacher consider me as an average student and my classmates snub me.
In this situation, how humiliated I feel no one can imagine. All my prizes which I have won in sundry literary events seem to be vain.  In spite of immense zest and zeal I feel futile because I don’t have perfect platform to use my zeal for the betterment of society. It’s not only me! There are millions who are fighting with their shatter dreams because of pernicious education system. I don’t know who is responsible for this but it has to be improved and this is the time to change........

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I, heartily congratulate StayFree to have come up with such a novel idea of “Time to Change concept. This pen down is due to the sole inspiration of their contest topic, at Indiblogger