Thursday, August 4, 2011
A gracious advantage of having rich and influential Dad is you can freely enter in any raunchy parties of your city. Yesterday, for the first time in my life I got into a party because of my dad where people of my age were living their life. Blue lights, shorts skirts, can of beer, loud music and Airy hukka were making me creepy then I heard a voice dude where you were? I couldn’t answer but he smiled and hugged me and said i will talk to you after the party. I thought I should leave this place then I saw a pinky girl and again thought I should stay for some time. The girl! Her white t-shirt hung down from a shoulder and showed a strap-pink. Her t-shirt spelled out-Sugar in pink. There was perfect color harmony. Earrings and shoes. Shoes and bangles. Bangles and hair color. Her skin fit jeans and handbag. There were some twenty shades of pink on her. She even smelled pink. She had considerable curves, add few inches, make her a decade older and she would look a perfect porn star. Generally girls with these things look sluttish and sexy but she was just cute. She had sat alone with just some red drink I reached near her and asked what is your name? She looked me top to bottom and replied I am not going out with you. I smiled and said I don’t want to go out with you. She laughed and said really. Yeah, really i am not that kind of boy I said. So, what kind of boy are you she told me while looking inside my eyes. I replied nothing then she asked me what you do? I replied hesitantly I study in Indian Institute of science education and research (IISER), she took a deep breath and said what? I again repeated Indian……..she smiled and said you must be kidding. Now I became confident and said seriously I study in Indian……she said but you don’t look like that type. You look like some Contractor or MLA’s son. What are you doing in this party? I was on upside so I asked to her why a contractor son can’t study in IISER? She replied, generally this type of children never study and finally ended with institute like IIPM, Sikkim manipal University or M.B.A form some unrecognized foreign University. She then said leave this topic, tell me what drink you like Mr. Intelligent? I replied shamefully I don’t drink, after heard this she was speechless but she recognized my shame and said with some fake smile even I drink occasionally. One of my childhood best friend came near to us, he was fully drunk and told her he is khus my best friend so take care of him and then he left. She then asked me Khus how many girlfriends you have? I lied to her I don’t have girlfriend. Hey god, what you have done other than study tell me she pleaded sweetly? I told to her even I don’t study, she replied back all studious boys like you tell the same. I asked her what you do. I am doing M.B.B.S from Kathmandu Medical College. I appreciated her you are doing great she stopped me in middle and told me dear my father gave 30 lakh donation for my admission, I didn’t clear IIT-JEE like you, so you are very intelligent than me. Then I stopped her and told her leave these things tell me do you have boyfriend? She said I had three boyfriends but now I am single. She told me sweetly but why you are asking this question? I replied just because you asked me about girlfriends, she smiled and said you are lying. I said with fake irritation how can you say that? She replied with little smile a girl with pouted lips, sharp feature, sexy eyes and gorgeous legs are talking to you from half an hour and you are asking about her boyfriend just because she asked you about your girlfriends…if you are normal then is this not a lie? I felt little ashamed but counter attacked on her why you asked me about my girlfriend she replied pleasantly because you are intelligent good looking and single in this party. I thought in my mind this place is really not for me? She then asked me how many good friends you have. I replied I talk to many people but hardly think any of them considered me a friend except a couple. Now it was time for big storm she asked me do you like sex? Without my answer she said me sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration became rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electric impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you are lifting three times your body weight, its violent, its ugly and messy. And if God haven’t made it unbelievably fun the human race would have died out eon’s ego. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm? After such long speech on sex she held my hand and came near to me before I could do anything her pouted lips was in my mouth. After 30 second we both realized we are in public. Then she left my lips or could say I left her lips and hugged me and murmured in my ear I am Nitu the girl with whom you made your first kiss in lower kindergarten. Call me some time my number is in your pocket and she drop a piece of paper in my back jeans pocket and left the party. Vote for me now!